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Joke of the Day
"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."
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"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."
"This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon "
"Five emos in a room A study has shown that if you put five emos in a room, one of them will eventually kill himself because he wont have a corner to cry in."
"Naked man doing jumping jacks... db qp db qp db qp db qp"
"My buddy has tried to stop speaking in such a deep southern accent he's going through withdrawls"
"I go to a gym called Resolutions. It has exercise equipment for the first 2 weeks of each year, then becomes a bar for the remaining 50."
"Lady pulled away with the gas pump still in her car and I was like OMG who's your dealer?"
"You remember those yardsticks? They don't make them any longer."
"Why did the carpenter join the army? Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant"