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Joke of the Day

"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."

"I love people. However, most of them are fictional characters."

"What does Supertramp do after buying rice? They take the long-grain home."

"Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines"

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."

"Grandma: what's oversharing? Me: It's when you talk about your hemorrhoid surgery on FaceBook."

"We need a woman president in the oval office. Because the white house cook is retiring next year."

"Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale."

"Can you just bear with me for a moment? *grabs salmon out of stream. bites head off. hibernates.*"

"Pizza is a good argument against nihilism."