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Joke of the Day

"So.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra..."

"What is the most offensive coffee to tornado victims? House blend."

"How do you recycle a condom Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."

"When I die I want to pass like my grandfather did, peacefully in his sleep, not screaming like the other people in his car."

"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"

"Racist Jokes Can we please start a thread of just racist jokes? Honestly the jokes here are really lacking we can combat that with crude racism."

"A redneck broke up with his girlfriend it wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins."

"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"

"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"

"Thank God there are no Bible verses shorter than 140 characters."