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Joke of the Day

"Last year's Christmas pudding was so awful I threw it in the ocean. That's probably why the ocean's full of currants!"

"Procrastinators be like; Sofa so good My attempt on pun"

"Damn girl are you Jewish! Cuz these balls are matzoh."

"What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce? A chicken ceaser salad."

"What did the pirate with a wheel in his pants say. Arr, I don't know what it is but it's drivin' me nuts!"

"Please stop putting flyers on my windshield in parking lots. I have no desire to see your new band called ""Parking Violation""."

"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"

"Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned. The other two guys seemed to like it just fine."

"I had a huge home party last night and I was unpleasantly woken up by a surprise blow job. Next time I'll sleep with my mouth closed."

"Bought a few packs of Sonicare toothbrush heads @ Costco today & the kids can't go to college anymore but at least they'll have clean teeth."