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Joke of the Day
"Where do Bees use the bathroom? At the BP station. (thanks grandma)"
Next Joke
"What's the second hardest thing in the morning? Getting out of the bed!"
"Objects in the selfie are way sadder than they appear."
"I had sex in an elevator.. It was awesome on so many levels!"
"Peeing is Foursquare for dogs."
"You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account."
"What do Indian girls have at sleepovers? Pilau Fights."
"What do you call a butler with a new set of teeth? An endentured servant"
"Thank God for nipples... Without it..... Boobs would be pointless"
"What is a grasshopper? An insect on a pogo stick."