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Joke of the Day
"I said hi to a feminist yesterday My court date is tomorrow"
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"Whenever I start to hate my job I think about the camera crew that has to follow the Kardashian's 24/7."
"TOP PLACES TO DO KARATE IN FRONT OF: 1. Sunset 2. Crashing waves 3. Dad's grave (as casket is lowered) 4. New stepdad's face 5. Quiznos"
"A Priest, a Homosexual, and a Pedophile walk into a bar... And he orders a beer."
"Neighbor may have just called the cops after hearing me yell at the cat for stealing my cheese bread"
"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel"
"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"
"Two pedophiles are on a beach One says to the other ""Can you move you're in my sun"""
"Whats the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has pricks on the outside."
"You're not allowed to tweet screenshots of chats where you're the one who says the funny thing."