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Joke of the Day

"I get a new phone every year just so my friends don't think I'm lying when I tell them I've lost their number Avoidance is expensive"

"How Long is a Chinese Mans name. Yes, yes it is. Old joke my grandpa like to tell."

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."

"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"

"Art is when u fart without F."

"You can fart openly as long as you're always holding a whoopee cushion."

"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."

"Apparently Gary Glitter is applying for the Villa manager's job... after hearing the strikers were Bent, Young and possibly Keane"

"Once you have to start paying a babysitter every time you go out, you realize most friendships aren't worth it."