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Joke of the Day

"Stuck in a hug. It went 5 seconds too long & now we're too stubborn to let go. Whoever dies first loses THE HUG WAR."

"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."

"When I die I want my tombstone to read, ""Did stuff""."

"According to a recent study 52% of women have used vibrators....I'm guessing the other 48% have new ones?"

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"

"What's a blind person's favorite fast food joint? Taco Braille"

"How many points do I get if I hit a Pokemon player with my car?"

"The US has so many disasters You would almost think it was built on top of thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"The women at the club tonight are so unapproachable. Getting discouraged. Good thing mom is here to tell everyone what a super guy I am."

"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"