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Joke of the Day

"How did the medical community come up with the term ""PMS""? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"Soon be Christmas... WHO SAYS doing Christmas shopping early avoids the crush? Last year, I did mine a full 12 months in advance, and the shops were just as busy as ever."

"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."

"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"

"an irishman walks out of a bar Hey! it could happen"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A total rip off."

"Help oh god a I tied a balloon to my hand and now I'm two hours over the ocean held hostage by the wind"

"They say don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want. Still, I think I look pretty stupid waiting tables in a spacesuit."

"Why is it so hard to order pizza from me? I'll update with the hilarious punchline later..."

"Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris? Depends on who wrote the script."