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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."
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"The worst thing about Muhammad Ali sending a ""Tweet"" to Mayweather . . . Ali couldn't type it and Mayweather couldn't read it."
"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"
"How did Mace die? Through the Windu."
"*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd"
"You know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets... -credit to Daniel Tosh"
"What do a thong and Donald Trump's toupee have in common? They both barely cover an asshole."
"I'm gonna hire a person to speak at my funeral and say a bunch of crazy stuff about me so my friends and family think I had a secret life."
"What's the difference between Kim and Robert K? Robert never got a famous black guy off all by himself ..."
"Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid"