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Joke of the Day
"How do you kill 10 flies with one hit? You punch african kid in the face."
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"I hate when living under a rock is compared to Fox News. At least living under a rock helps me better understand the suffering of the poor."
"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun having her period."
"What is that thing called when your crush likes you back? Imagination."
"Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!"
"What to you call a cow with no legs... Ground beef"
"Had pumpkin flavored coffee this morning and immediately signed up for a Zumba class and kidnapped 2 kids and drove them to a soccer field"
"My friend cooled himself to absolute zero... he's 0K now."
"I just want a man who can lick the crumbs from the bottom of a Pringles tube."