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Joke of the Day

"Art is when u fart without F."

"I went to a strawberry picking competition the other day, a woman with no arms and legs won it. Jammy cunt."

"How to spot the toughest guy in jail? He still has some whistle left in his fart."

"Knock knock... Who's there? Poo. Poo who? POOYOUMOTHAFUCKKKKKKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! /r/unexpectedthuglife"

"I opened my water and electric bills simultaneously... Needless to say, I was shocked."

"*phone rings* SATAN: Hey I bought your soul on Craigslist last week? ME: No returns SATAN: Please. It's making me sad"

"Just found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they are way too big for him."

"Why did the tree keep getting grounded? Because it was s knotty pine!"

"I hate when I wake up in a strange house, & have to go outside to look at a license plate to figure out what state I'm in."

"I've always been a B+ student. It's in my blood."