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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a zoo that only has one dog? A shit-zoo."

"A drum set falls out of a window... Ba dum tssh!"

"Why do people dislike the new iPhone 7 so much? It can't do jack shit."

"Why are Americas so Hung up on the constitution? It's fucking ancient."

"HELP ME I'M CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE nevermind I'm good."

"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There are too many reposts about both."

"If you don't drink, smoke or do drugs you may live long enough to be a real burden to loved ones. Please pass the wine."

"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""

"If your gift says ""from Mom and Dad"" you just know Dad has absolutely no idea what's inside it."

"Anal piercings are just a pain in the ass I'm so sorry"