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Joke of the Day
"HELP ME I'M CHOKING ON AN ICE CUBE nevermind I'm good."
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"Has anybody ever thought of buying a pig a plane ticket?"
"(No spoilers) What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure? ""You're such a Frank Castle."""
"If there's three people, it's usually a threesome. If there's two people, it's called a twosome. And if a guy is single? He's usually called handsome."
"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"
"What driver doesn't have a license? A screw driver."
"[farts on a windy day] Go. Be among your own kind."
"What is worse than ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants"
"What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery? A ginger bread man."
"AMA: US government thinks I am an ET dealing drugs Because I am an illegal alien."