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Joke of the Day

"Why do people dislike the new iPhone 7 so much? It can't do jack shit."

"What was the best time in history for the Italians? The Marin-era"

"It's the first day of Autumn so let's make like Humpty Dumpty!! And have a great Fall!"

"Do you know what girls say to a guy with a big dick? I do!"

"Did you guys here the Twins signed Adrian Peterson? Word is they needed a switch hitter..."

"Oh boy, I am desperate! My bowels do churn. Too many tacos! I never will learn. Pardon me, Sir! I believe it's my turn. - Horton Has to Poo"

"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"

"Reese Witherspoon was hit by a car in Los Angeles this morning. To be fair, the driver had just watched Four Christmases."