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Joke of the Day
"What's the national anthem of Puerto Rico? ""Attention K-Mart shoppers..."""
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"F(x) walks into a bar the bartender looks at him and says ""Sorry we don't cater for functions"""
"Why Adele crossed the road? To say hello from the other side"
"Sorry I lied about knowing how to play the piano. What's that? Yes, I agree it made the funeral uncomfortable."
"What would you do? if your uncle jack helped you down off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?"
"ACHOO! Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit."
"Morning meeting about improving communication cancelled because not everyone knew about it. I wish I could make this up."
"INTERVIEWER: it says here on your resume that you're good at small talk? ME: yes INTERVIEWER: holy shit"
"What does every ""Tickle Me Elmo"" get before they leave the factory? Two test tickles"
"A fun way to give your man a little scare is to ask him, ""Do you know what tomorrow is?"" and watch the panic set in."