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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jews and scouts? The scouts come home from the camp."

"What does a Astronaut that likes to play Basketball eat for Breakfast Space Jam I hope this hasn't been posted yet"

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."

"I once had an altercation with a dealer in Vegas. He really had a chip on his shoulder."

"What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist? They both have wet noses."

"Gay best friend How do you know if your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."

"There is a race between a skull and a small butt one's clearly ahead, the other's a little behind"

"Why did the bean sell his car? The back seat didn't have enough legume."

"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."