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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because he won't born yesterday."

"What do you call a short, round-bellied Salarian? Mordin Volus"

"I accidentally dumped white flour on my black labrador... ...now she's a greyhound."

"Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich hot and can keep you up all night."

"Bernie Sanders isn't a Messiah. He's just a Jewish guy sacrificing himself to save millions from their own sin and ignorance while being insulted the entire time. Clearly no basis for a religion."

"Did you hear about the gay midget? He was a little quiet."

"What's the difference between a Youtuber and a hooker? Both are getting fucked, but the hooker's still getting paid."

"What's better than watching a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"What do women and aircraft share in common? They both have cockpits"

"What do you call an earthquake in NYC? Harlem Shake."