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Joke of the Day
"Who was the least guilty President of the them all? Lincoln. He was in-a-cent."
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"Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't."
"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
"A man walks into a bar. *""Son-of-a-bitch!""*"
"How do you know the toothbrush was invented in South Carolina? Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush."
"Before I watch any new network comedy, I say to myself ""This better be filled with diversity."""
"I would like to thank President Donald Trump on behalf of my wife... suddenly the thousands I invested into Canadian dating sites wasn't so worthless after all."
"Let's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs."
"Joke's on you, jerk that sold me oregano instead of weed. I was going to make pizza sauce anyway."
"Told my husband the best way to get help at Home Depot is to wear yoga pants, but I dunno. It doesn't seem to work as well for him."