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Joke of the Day

"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"

"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"What's awkward for a man but a normal part of the job for a lumberjack? Morning wood."

"I now pronounce you slowly and phonetically."

"What's a moo hoo for a tug-of-war between two longhorns? A bull pull!"

"You can titillate an ocelot if you... ...oscillate its tit a lot!"

"When someone favorites instead of retweeting me I comfort myself by thinking ""they're just keeping me to themselves"""

"What's Captain America's shield made out of? What's Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What's Hawkeye's shield made of? Quicksilver."

"I chew gum when I get sad It helps chew me up"