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Joke of the Day

"Man Rule #6......Men's Olympic Swimming events are the ""Only"" I repeat ""Only"" time speedo's are allowed!!!"

"I feel bad for all of the couples who got married in Vegas last week But at least their love will burn with a firey passion..."

"Me: YOU CAN DO IT SON! Son: Why are you being so encouraging? Are you drunk? Me: Yep. So pass your driving test or we're walking home."

"A homosexual, a pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink."

"How do you spell onomatopoeia? Just spell it like the way it sounds!"

"What did the 0 say to the 8? ... Hey, nice belt.."

"I hate those stupid Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves!"

"What do condoms and taxes have in common? Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools."

"Can a ninja throw any pointy object with lethal accuracy ? Shuriken"

"It's an age-old question, but which came first, the chicken or the egg? The rooster."