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Joke of the Day
"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
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"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."
"Y'know, Hitler wasn't all that bad... He did kill Hitler after all."
"Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period."
"I have on my new shoes today. They are so cute, and comfortable, as long as I don't stand in them or walk in them."
"What do you call an Asian flying a plane? A pirate."
"Why can't the sun talk? (First post) It doesn't have an ellipse."
"Oh, so you're a Shania Twain fan, eh? That don't impress me much..."
"What does an elephant say, looking at a naked man ? You can't breathe from it"
"Terry Fox should have taken his leg off for his run across Canada in 1980 ... and made it the Marathon of Hop"