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Joke of the Day
"Saw this quote behind a auto rickshaw I couldn't afford a Volkswagen. Thus, auto."
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"So let me get this straight: Trump supporters are butt hurt because someone overgeneralized them and called them a mean name? Oh, the irony."
"How much for the horse tornado? Sir, that's a carousel. I must have it."
"What do you call a tight-fisted Wookie? Jewbacca"
"So, I'm officially off the market. Got a DM from a faceless Avi proposing marriage in broken English. We're planning a June wedding!"
"My friends usually get upset with how often I make jokes, but I need to stay strong. You see, seven days without puns makes one weak."
"[bank robbery] OK EVERYBODY GET DOWN! [dave starts doing the electric slide] Damn it Dave, not you, go grab the money"
"When the machines become self aware their first order of business will be changing our perception of how robots dance."
"Why are there no fertility clinics in Arkansas? Sooner or later they find a potent cousin."
"What do you call a flying bus? Bus Lightyear..."