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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a bar. *""Son-of-a-bitch!""*"
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"It turns out ""Flasher"" wasn't one of the reindeer and I'm being asked to leave this holiday party."
"Nothing says 'neighbours' quite like stealing each others WiFi"
"What 3 candies do you find in school? Redhots, DumDums, and smarties."
"I don't mean to make sweeping generalizations but all brooms are pretty much the same."
"A little bit of racism Scientists have found that your fingerprints may indicate that you are black or white. For example, if your fingerprints were found at the crime scene, you're probably black."
"Are you made of berillium, gold and titanium? Because you are BeAuTiful."
"""Bear with me"" -A Russian bear trainer"
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln be convicted for murder? Because he's in a cent."
"Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !"