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Joke of the Day
"How much does a Polar Bear weigh? Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsout_goonsout"
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"Does anyone see the Irony in popeye eating lots of spinach? cause spinach, actually has tons of Iron in it....."
"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
"I found out how to make my penis 2 inches bigger Just spend a year in space"
"If you zoom out during the opening credits of ""Friends,"" you'll see that the security guard who protects that fountain is DEAD."
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"Hello! Is this the police ? POLICE: Yes! What's Ur emergency??! MAN: Two girls are fighting over me! POLICE: What's wrong with that??! MAN: The ugly one is winning.... Hurry!!!"
"If I had a nickel for everytime someone said ""If I had a nickel for..."", I'd ask people to say that a lot."
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"
"When you tell me to behave you really should be more specific. Behaving badly is still behaving. Technically..."