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Joke of the Day
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
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"Q: What happens when two oxen bump into each other? A: You have an oxident."
"Cashier: Cute kid, how old? Mom: Thank you, 28 months & 4days. What's my total? Cashier: Your total is 756 quarters & 8 dimes. #cashierlife"
"Why can't a bike stand on its own ? Because it's two tired."
"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"
"My wife has this really weird fetish... She likes to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time."
"a cool magic trick woud be if a magiciam puts their hand in a hat & sombody wearin a hat in the audience sudenly feels a hand on their head"
"How about a game where Mario gets a job and gets his coins like the rest of us."
"The best way to remember your 21st birthday, is not at all. Have fun blacking out."
"If I ever start a team, I'm going to name it ""Each Other Off""...That way when we loose a game, the other players will have to tell people they ""beat each other off last night""!!!"