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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? Fill a container and boil the hell out of it"
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"Mr. Wong and Ms. Chin get married and have a baby. The baby comes out white. Being a little confused, Mr. Wong asks the doctor about this. Doctor says, ""Two wongs make a white""."
"Me: You can't honestly expect me to believe this house isn't haunted; I can see the ghost walls from here. Realtor: Those are windows."
"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."
"I don't really like ""your mum"" jokes because they're a lot like your mum. They're really easy to do."
"What do white supremacists drink at their rallies? White Powerade"
"A man walks into a bar... and says ""ouch"""
"What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh? Lend me your ears"
"What's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks"
"My wife was shocked when she came home from work last night. I'd wired the door handle to the mains."