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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday. I said wow, that's a big word for a 9 year old"
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"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."
"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."
"What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs."
"Your mother is like a Christmas raffle. $1 a strip."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could sing 'Hello from the other side'!"
"Why can't orphans play baseball? they don't know where home is"
"Russian computer: ""Enter password"" Me: ""Beef stew"" Russian computer: ""Password not stroganoff"""
"Pretty rude of you to have a crush on someone else when I've done absolutely nothing to show I'm attracted to you."
"A Snowman walks into a bar... ...The Batender gets angry and yells ""WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERYTHING WEIRD END UP IN MY BAR?"""