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Joke of the Day
"What do Whitney Houston and Jeremy Clarkson have in common? They were both on Top Gear."
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"A guy came to me with a bag in his hand. He said ""If you can guess how many donuts are in this bag... I'll give you both of them."""
"I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me."
"What sound does a Filipino horse make when it gallops? Tagalog-tagalog-tagalog-tagalog."
"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? Porcupines have pricks on the outside"
"GEEK BOOTY CALL... ALLERGIES I'm allergic to three things: cheese, pollen and not being with you."
"My daughter told me this one today and it had me in stitches. Two goldfish are in a tank... One turns to the other and says: ""You man the guns, I'll drive"""
"Why did the chicken say, ""Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"" He was studying foreign languages."
"Today I read this book about Alzheimer's It was about Alzheimer's."
"Ever since they started calling pole dancers ""artists,"" I've been writing on my resume that my talents include ""moving in artistic circles."""