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Joke of the Day
"knock knock! who's there? i eat mop... :]"
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"Why do blonde girls go to the bathroom in groups of three? Because they can't even"
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"Wife: ""I saw a huge owl on my way home. Almost hit it with my car."" Me: ""Wow!"" Wife: ""Sorry, the correct response is 'O RLY?'"""
"People keep telling me i'm self-deprecating. I don't think i deserve that."
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"How I pissed off my girlfriend during sex. I pissed on her."
"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"
"I just burnt 1200 calories... I forgot the pizza in the oven. : /"