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Joke of the Day

"I heard they came out with the new black transformer... His name is Optimus *Crime*"

"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"

"What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East? Tuesday."

"What did the Eskimo lady ask her husband when they were having sex? Are you even Inuit?"

"""WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! WE WANT EQUAL RIGHTS! ... HEY! YOU CAN'T HIT ME. I'M A GIRL!"""

"What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno Business! (say with sass)"

"My sex life has improved so much I'm thinking of asking someone else to join me..."

"Chicks love guys with tattoos cuz it means they're willing to commit to something stupid for the rest of their lives..."

"How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool."

"If I died and went straight to hell it would take me at least a week to realize I wasn't at work anymore."