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Joke of the Day
"What do Ginger Baker and strong coffee have in common? They are both terrible without Cream."
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"What's the difference between a musician and a suicide bomber? A musician wears his heart on his sleeve. A suicide bomber wears his spleen on your shoes."
"Question: What do you call a gay dinosaur? Answer: Mega-sore-ass."
"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
"Trump's rhetoric has become even more disturbing and incendiary. Today he claimed ""Burger King fries are as good as McDonald's fries."""
"Niantic title"
"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? If they lifted the other leg they'd fall over."
"[donating blood] ""You're looking a little faint. Can I get you a drink?"" ""No thanks, I've just had like 60 of those strawberry Capri Suns."""
"Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps? Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D"
"Q: How do you fix a broken pizza? A: Use tomato paste."