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Joke of the Day
"How do like really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow."
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"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"
"*opens kitchen drawer* Me: Whoa, what's with all the whisks? Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me?"
"*whispers in bed* I want to try something with you I've never done before *engages in a loving and mutually beneficial adult relationship*"
"Obama's reaction to NSA scandal ""This technology means spies will never have to use windows ever again."""
"Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"
"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."
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"Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account."