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Joke of the Day

"*whispers in bed* I want to try something with you I've never done before *engages in a loving and mutually beneficial adult relationship*"

"I can finally set my tivo to record ""the biggest loser""... ...kept trying to record the jets game"

"If you pronounce the word vase like ""voz"" I'm gonna want to punch you in the foz"

"Deja vu is just God fixing a typo and reposting."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow remover? Give her a shovel..."

"On the bright side, I'm relieved we live in a society where we acknowledge that the people who make sandwiches are artists."

"Ever hear about the Mexican Train Killer? I heard he had locomotives."

"I don't want to make a political joke It might get elected as president of the United States"

"Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got all of 'em cut"

"parent: why did you do this to my child willy wonka: well you see they tried to eat some chocolate on a tour of a chocolate factory they won"