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Joke of the Day
"What is made of Brass and sounds like Tom Jones Trombones!"
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"I went swimming in the Black Sea It stole my trunks."
"Of course, ""The Situation"" isn't his real name. It's Theodore Situationson."
"Juror:We find the defendant- *pizza guy bursts in* ""Ive got 2 pizzas for Not Guilty"" Defendant: Im Not Guilty Judge:NOT GUILTY *bangs gavel*"
"Love is that feeling you get when you meet someone that makes you forget about all of your problems cuz they're causing all new problems."
"If by 'the Hamptons' you mean 'my pajamas', then yes, I absolutely weekend in the Hamptons."
"Ladies, you should know that if I invite you to a movie I'm only after one thing: someone with a big purse I can store all my snacks in."
"A Proton goes into a bar and orders a drink,when he asks how much the drink will cost the Bartender says ""That will be $3.50."""
"I put the p in pants."
"I dont think anyone flushed the toilet because i dont need to hear all of your shit"