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Joke of the Day
"Anatomy joke What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck? The gluteus maximus"
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"What do you call it when two robots have sex? Automating."
"[very obviously being hit on] hahaha ok well, see you around [4 days later, cutting open a cantaloupe] wait a second"
"Q. What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner? A. The cold shoulder."
"Did you hear about the actress that got stabbed last night? Reese... Reese something..."
"People really hate my cheesy puns... but I'm quite fondue of them."
"I love whiteboards. They're remarkable."
"My friends think I have a black sense of humour I don't know what they're talking about... In my view it's golden."
"Hey kids, don't forget to look both ways before getting hit by a car."
"Shopping for antiques won't make you gay... ...but it will make you buy curios."