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Joke of the Day

"Smart man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage"

"How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? 100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say ""I could do that."""

"You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam... ...when you get into ""position"" and, right after the doctor snaps his gloves on, the nurse leans forward and gives you the ""safe word"""

"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."

"My friend is selling me some old French guns... Thieve never been used but they were dropped once."

"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""

"What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room? Refusing to fill out the guest comment card."

"Tom Brady ... You the real M.V.P!!!!"

"A man walks up to a woman at a bar... ""Hey baby, how about tonight we try the 68 position?"" ""What's that?"" ""You give me a blowjob, and I'll owe you 1"""

"What did Vladimir name his member? Put-in. (In a Russian accent)"