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Joke of the Day

"Where does Sean Connery put his beard clippings? His shavings account."

"there's no way leo dicaprio cares about winning an oscar as much as we care about imagining that SOMETHING torments a rich handsome actor"

"An Atheist, a Vegan and a Crossfitter walk into a bar I only know that because they told everyone all about it within 2 minutes... and again..and again."

"A scotsman, an englishman and an irishman walk into a bar and the bartender says, ""What is this? Some kind of a joke?"""

"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."

"Went to the zoo last week and all they had was one animal and it was a dog... It was a shih tzu."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory! I only took a day off!"

"*CAN'T OPEN THE PICKLE JAR* SHERLOCK: (suspiciously) Moriarty..."

"You wanna mess with me, pal? You wanna mess with the saddest man in town? I've got a whole crew of sad boys just waiting to burst into tears"

"The best ""Ben Dover"" type of names you know thread. I just used one of these types of names as a joke earlier and realized I don't know that many of them. I bet reddit knows a lot of them!"