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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !"

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? 10: one to change it, one to post about it for karma and eight to repost it a few months later."

"Macs ranked best to worst - Fleetwood - book pros - n cheese - klemore"

"I'm quitting drinking for good Now I drink for Evil."

"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."

"I don't believe in gender equality because there are just some things I'm not meant to do. Like be the sane one in a relationship."

"You know you're getting old when you scroll down the birthday drop down menu ... And it starts going into Roman Numerals."

"[electric chair] ""Any requests for your final minutes?"" ""Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."" *acquitted on a technicality"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... The Englishman wanted to go so they all had to leave."