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Joke of the Day

"What do a house and clean clothes have in common? Homeless people have neither."

"American political party symbols are spot on... Trump is the elephant in the room, and the DNC is full of jackasses!"

"I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now. It's really pissing me off. It asks me, ""Where do you want to go?"" So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again."

"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"

"They say that ignorance is bliss But I'm just as happy not knowing!"

"I got fired from the orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate."

"What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste"

"What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster? A Cairopractor"

"Women need to relax and stop worrying so much about their bodies. Men aren't picky! Unless you're chubby or have a wrinkle or something."

"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."