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Joke of the Day

"I've been trying to buy a train ticket online for over an hour now. It's really pissing me off. It asks me, ""Where do you want to go?"" So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again."

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"What do you get when you cross an oven with a car? A hot rod. NOTE: When I was about 5, I thought this was the funniest joke on earth."
"After all this Starbucks cup controversy, if Taco Bell was smart, they'd start serving their burritos in little cardboard mangers"
"Whoever invented the ""Knock-Knock"" jokes... Should get a No-Bell prize"
"Yoga Instructor: This is Warrior pose Me:*Sitting down, eating a cheeseburger YI: Me:*chewing I'm a Warrior who just slayed a McDonaldite"
"This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas? It's a cover version."
"Why is Kim Jong-un so bad? He has no Seoul"
"*stood on Eiffel tower watching a beautiful sunset* Sara? *Gets down on one knee* *audible gasp* ""Yes?"" Help my knee is made of magnets"
"Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !"
"You're so void, I bet you think this nothing is about you"