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Joke of the Day

"if u pressed the right numbers on yr phone u could be talking to dwayne the rock johnson in 20 seconds"

"Me: Can I pet your dog? Stranger: sure M: one more time S: uh, ok M: again S: maybe you should get your own M: pet S: we have to go M: mine"

"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"

"Racist joke What's the difference between a cupcake and a Jewish person? A cupcake doesn't burn othe oven"

"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places... ...My doctor told me to stay away from those places."

"At what time does Sean Connery arrive at The Wimbledon? Tenish..."

"Two prostitutes are walking down the street... One turns to the other and asks ""have you been picked up by the fuzz yet?"" The other replies ""No, but I've been slung around by my tits"""

"What do you call a love story between resistance and energy? Omhmeo and Jouleiet"

"There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do."

"Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina? Because he's alive."