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Joke of the Day

"A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. ""I'll have fish and chips twice"" he orders. ""Sure I heard you the first time"" came the reply."

"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."

"I was gonna tell a Holocaust joke but I ran out of gas."

"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!"

"i just bought a rape whistle... and the look on my victims faces is priceless."

"are oranges named orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange shit idk"

"What does Bill Clinton say when he is having anal sex with Hillary Clinton? I'm fucking Hillary-ass (hilarious)"

"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."

"BIack friend asked me if there was a colored printer in the library I said its 2014 man you can use what ever printer you want."

"What did the wall say the the other wall Meet you at the corner"