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Joke of the Day
"What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest? Na 'ma ste"
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"I saw a guy in a Prius run out of gas... instead of giving him a ride,, I sent him positive energy & world peace cause that means more to him"
"Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee? Tsarbucks"
"How can you tell if a Volcano is Jewish? It has a build up of shmagma around the rim."
"What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas? Cancer"
"Your mother is so big that... ...when she is in a plane it makes a solar eclipse."
"Last night I dreamt that I wrote 'Lord of the Rings'. I realized I was just Tolkien in my sleep..."
"Chinese takeout, $15.00, gas to get there, $1.50.... ... Getting home to find they've forgotten one of your dishes. ... ... Riceless."
"What do you call a gay sailor who happens to have a cold? Phlegmbuoyant."
"I hope that one day I can be as proud about anything as my cat is about his asshole."