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Joke of the Day

"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy... for boarding the wrong vessel... just once Whoops, wrong *sub*."

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin mobile"

"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."

"I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar billsin batter and frying them. I said, ""There you go again, frittering ourmoney away!"""

"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("

"If you ever get really mad. All you have to do is think about a T-Rex trying to pick up a basketball."

"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."

"People who failed committing suicide... How do they live with themselves?"

"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."