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Joke of the Day

"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy... for boarding the wrong vessel... just once Whoops, wrong *sub*."

"Big testicle Is it weird that my one testicle is bigger than my other two?"

"Guys I thought of something funnier than 68. 69"

"Why is the moon like a dollar? It has four quarters."

"A man balks in a war He is discharged for dereliction of duty and takes up drinking."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."

"Expect some precipitation later tonight. Because I'm about to make it rain on deez hoez."

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEYE"

"When I steal a sweater it's called theft but when a girl does it, it's a sign of affection"

"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("