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Joke of the Day
"I have an inferiority complex ....But it's not a very good one. :("
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"You know who's the greatest person ever? *the first word of this joke*"
"What did the photographer say when he retired? ""I can't take it anymore!"""
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"
"*Makes typo* *Deletes tweet* *Deletes account* *Destroys computer* *Changes name* *Moves to Pakistan* *Opens a curry shop*"
"Why do single men live longer than married men? Because they want to."
"An upvote is like a minute of sex. I'd like 1000, but I can only muster 5."
"I can't stop making figurines of Frodo It's hobbit forming."
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well wouldn't you look silly riding a cow? I'd look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ? It's Christmas Eve !"