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Joke of the Day

"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."

"What did the little black kid get on his SAT's? Barbecue sauce."

"What do you call it when the bull impales the bullfighter? A hole in Juan!"

"What's the opposite of a somersault? A winter pepper."

"I asked my doctor how bad my breath is. ""You see that broccoli over there?"" he pointed. ""Yes..."" I replied. ""That was a cauliflower before you started talking."""

"The only time my ex will ever scream ""DEEPER, DEEPER"" is when they are lowering my casket into the ground."

"How did the blind girl accidentally get pregnant? As careful as she tried to be, she could never have seen him coming"

"My daughter has recently become deathly afraid of our cat. So I'm going to have to get rid of her. At least I'll have my cat to comfort me."

"Growing up in poverty, my mom was a lot like my anti-depressants... Neither of them really worked."

"Stand in a crowd, put your finger to your ear secret agent style, say out loud ""target is in site!"", see who panics."