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Joke of the Day
"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."
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"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"
"How many possibilities does a man with no arms and legs have? Limbitless"
"I'm at my most ""penguin"", when I'm walking to get more toilet paper with my shorts around my ankles."
"Heard this from an eight year old: What's green and pecks on trees. Woody Wood Pickle"
"I just started a new band called Prevention Everyone says we're better than The Cure"
"My wife said she'll leave me if I don't overcome my poker addiction but I think she's bluffing"
"ow do you organize a space party? you planet"
"Knock Knock Knock, Knock. Who's there? Horton. Horton, who? Horton Hears A Who."
"Welcome to the hotel. Your room has a queen sized bed, dresser and nightstand, all of which you will have to move to find the one outlet."