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Joke of the Day

"I came home the other day to find my girlfriend dipping twenty dollar billsin batter and frying them. I said, ""There you go again, frittering ourmoney away!"""

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"I wanted to be a palaeontologist, but my parents said there was no future in it"
"Now I understand why the British population was on a steady decline these past few years... Brits are really good at pulling out."
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal."
"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I've never paid good money for a lentil on my chest. ( credit to the guy who told this on tv Fri night )"
"I took a picture of the fog with my new iPhone 7.... iMist"
"Donald Trump for President."
"I'm terrible with directions. Fuck me, left?"
"What did the japanese chef do after he dishonored the emperor? Commit sushi"
"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."