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Joke of the Day
"My penis is only 6 inches long... But it smells like a foot."
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"A teacher asked a girl to use the word""handsome""in a sentence. Girl :- ""When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times""."
"What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man? He will B flat"
"I walked into my glass door today Oh the pane..."
"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"
"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."
"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""
"A sad horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: ""Why the long face?"""
"What happened to Jesus when he went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the shit out of him."
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