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Joke of the Day

"Girl, you're like school in june.. No class."

"Have you met the one-breasted Queen of the Jungle Retailers? they call her... Amazon Prime"

"I'm rich; what am I supposed to do, hide it?"

"Testing, please ignore Test^(ing)"

"The concepts of ""History"", ""Discovery"", and ""Learning"" should be embarrassed by each of their respective Channels."

"If you want to cry use a tissue, not your Facebook status."

"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"

"My daughter has green eyes, she got that from me, my wife on the other hand has black eyes.. She also got those from me."

"My cat said ""meow"", so I answered with a ""meow"", and now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."

"What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved."