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Joke of the Day
"if theres liquid water on mars i dont care about it. im not going to drink it"
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"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"
"The woman next door was flashing me from her upstairs bedroom . How she got her car in there I'll never know."
"I love the smell of fabric softener through the outside vents when people do the laundry. I get a lot of restraining orders though."
"What do you call a computer that is running slow? Restarted."
"Knock Knock Who's there? Allah Allah who? *Boom*"
"I'm with you, Hungry Hungry Hippos. I don't find small plastic balls very filling, either. I can't believe this what you guys eat in Africa!"
"My boss pulled up in his new car today so I complimented him on it. He responded "" if you set your goals, work hard and execute, I can buy an even better one next year"""
"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."