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Joke of the Day
"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""
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"Whenever I'm feeling hopeful for future generations, I squelch it by watching my children move their heads instead of their toothbrushes."
"What's the difference between... NSFW What's the difference between a joke and a 12"" dick? You can't take a joke."
"Me: Look. There's a deer. Hunter: Don't spook it. Me: *slowly stuffing a werewolf mask back into my backpack*"
"What is Grammar? The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit."
"If two vegans are arguing with each other... ...would it still be considered beef?"
"My sex life is like flipping a coin. I'm not getting head whenever I chase tail."
"My girlfriend is like a lawnmower... Everyone is asking to borrow her."
"What do the song ""Dixie Chicken"" and a Klansman have in common? You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner."
"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"